I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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