On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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