i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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