Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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