we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Small penises have feelings too.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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