By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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