Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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