maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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