Define "chronic" masturbator.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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