yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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