We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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