Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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