And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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