He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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