Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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