Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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