Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
