whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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