before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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