He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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