She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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