Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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