Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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