just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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