I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
third nipple confirmed
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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