Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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