honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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