Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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