Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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