we have pet lesbian snakes
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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