YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
you traded sex for a burrito?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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