he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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