doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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