Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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