Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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