THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
dude. I can hear the air.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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