Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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