How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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