It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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