so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Randomize
