i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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