please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
