i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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