Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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