My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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