Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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