I want to make a zoo with you.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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