spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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