"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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