There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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