it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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