are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
